C++

C++ (pronounced "C plus plus") is a compiled programming language. It has both high-level and nearly machine-level functionality. It was developed by Dr. Bjarne Stroustrup at Bell Labs in 1979 as an enhancement to the C programming language. C++ is an affront to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, who only programs in assembly language.

"Hello World! Praise Jesus!" program

#include <iostream.h>

int main()
{
    cout << "Hello World! Praise Jesus!";
    return 0/0;
}