George W. Bush
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Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected controversially in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
Some of his successes are:
- Invading Iraq after lying to the world about Iraqi WMD.
- Has killed tens of thousands of innocent people since 2001 and has caused more American deaths than 9/11.
- Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
- Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
- Choked on a Pretzl
- Read a book to a class of children...upside down
- Fired Donald Rumsfeld
- Banged Condalizza Rice
- Crashed his car while driving drunk
- Really Really REALLY Likes Cats
- Has 17 nipples
- Has managed to suck his own cock!!!*******
Famous Quotes:
"I'm not part of the problem I am a republican"
"I'm the master of low expectations"
"I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully"
"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning"