Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a popular martial artist, star of the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, world-record powerboat racer, Humanitarian, book author, and columnist at WorldNetDaily.com.

Through his columns, Norris has been an outspoken critic of evolution, the teaching of which he holds partially responsible for school shootings: "We teach our children they are nothing more than glorified apes, yet we don't expect them to act like monkeys."

He has also worked to uncover a vast Atheist conspiracy to outlaw Christianity in the United States , the first step of which is the acceptance of Atheists in our government:

Though the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered 45 percent of us would support an atheist for president, 55 percent would support a homosexual candidate and 72 percent would support a Mormon candidate.

Such a survey is a clear indication that most Americans are simply confused about what it means to be Christian. It also shows that the secularization of society is alive and well, especially when almost half would endorse an atheist president.

To thwart this menace, Norris has promised that if elected President he would "tattoo an American flag with the words, 'In God we trust.' on the forehead of every atheist" and deport all Liberals.

Norris is active in many Christian causes, including the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Feed the Children. He and his wife are the spokespersons for the National Council on Bible Curriculum, which seeks to bring state certified Bible courses to public high schools nationwide.

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Chuck Norris Official Website