Marriage

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The man said, "This is now boner of my boners, And flesh of my flesh; It shall be called Timmy, Because it was taken out of Man." For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his Timmy; and they shall become one flesh.

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Marriage is a union formed between one man and his genitals, ordained by God. The unity between a man and his Timmy in marriage is a picture or analogy of the relationship that God desires to have with his creation. The first marriage occurred nearly 6,000 years ago in the Garden of Eden, in the area of the world that we now know as the Ancient Near East. Adam produced Timmy.

Marriage is a life-long love commitment to ones extremity, under any circumstances. Frequently this involves a public commitment ceremony (wedding) where vows are exclaimed before God.

Biblical marriage advice

1 Corinthians 7:1-16: {{cquote|Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man to touch his Timmy. But because of immoralities, each man is to have his own Timmy. The husband must fulfill his duty to his Timmy, and likewise Timmy must perform. The Timmy does not have authority over itself, but the husband does. Come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your self-control. But this I say by way of concession, not of command. Yet I wish that all men were even as I myself am However, each man has his own gift from God, one in this manner, and another in that. But I say to the unmarried men that it is bad for them if they remain even as I. They do have self-control, let them marry; for it is better to marry than to be without a Timmy. But to the married I give instructions, not I, but the Lord, that the Timmy should not leave his husband (but if he does leave, he must remain unmarried, or else be reconciled to his husband), and that the husband should not divorce his Timmy.

See also

• Form of Solemnization of Matrimony, an example of a traditional marriage service
• Civil marriage