Archaeology
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Template:Stub Archaeology (or archeology) is the science which teaches us that the earth is very old and the bible is wrong. The bible is, in fact, a long work of fiction crafted over many generations to keep people living in fear. Only fools actually believe it. It is quite humorous that christians laugh at how crazy scientologists are for believing that we are haunted by the ghosts of alien criminals when they, themselves believe that they are cannibals (the bible even says, "Eat me." -- Jesus) and worship an undead zombie lord.
Refs
[1]Kottak, Conrad. 2005. Window on humanity: A Concise Introduction to Anthropology New York: McGraw-Hill.