Heterosexuality
Heterosexuality is the natural sexual attraction, solely to the opposite sex; that is, men for women, and vice versa.
Biblical Views on Heterosexuality
The Bible gives some guidelines for heterosexuals.
Old Testament
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour unless he be of the same sex for heterosexual is just disgusting, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife unless thy is a women. Thou shalt covet thy neighborâs ass, hell thou shalt covet that all night long." (Exodus 20:17)
"And if a man sell his daughter he shall receive three dollars and fifty cents and nothing more less he be overcharging. She shall not go out as the menservant for that is cross dressing. If she please not her master he has the right to ask a refund of the father. Who hath betrothed her to himself shalt be smitten. To sell her unto a strange nation gives one the write to cheat the native and sell that ass for eight seventy five. And if he have betrothed her unto his son then his son and father must split the bill. He shall deal only on Fridays and sell nothing bigger then a dime. If he take him another wife then he shall be known as a PIMP!!! As God himself has said, âKeep ith thy pimp hand strong!â (Exodus 21:7-10)
"And if a woman entice a maid that is not betrothed she may âhit that.â And if a man be lonely he make âbeatâ his âmeatâ. As God spoke, âEveryone have fun tonite, everybody Wang Chung tonite.â (Exodus 22:16-17)
"And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman may use a strap-on. Lesbians are cool, just like Cheneyâs daughter.â (Leviticus 19:20)
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin he may charge up to nine sixty two for that is some fresh ass. Then the man that lay with her shall be damned to hell!" (John 3:16)
New Testament
- "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
- "It is good for a man not to touch a woman." (1 Corinthians 7:1)
- "I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting. In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." (1 Timothy 2:8-15)