Slavery

An anime about a young aryan ninja in feudal japan that teaches people the kancho and uses it in most episodes. While the American version censored out a great deal of Naruto, it is still on TV proving that it wasn't censored enough. Bitching by narutards aside, it tells the tale of a half-emo, half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. With a concept that lame, Experts agree that it will never be welcomed by most level-headed North Americans (please note that fangirls do not fall into this category). Implied gayness and the love of slash writers was assured in the first chapter when Naruto makes out with Sasuke (who, astonishingly, is even more emo than the main character) so that they can be on boyskissing. BELIEVE IT!!!

Last Thursday the series, marginalized by months of shitty filler (i.e. repetitive flashbacks, unecessary talk, explanations of fake chakra physics which doesn't make any sense anyways), gained moderate attention when it included watersports.

Naruto is, in fact, slightly more gay than Bleach. BELIEVE IT!!

Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven this to be a lie, it are actually all traps who dressed up like girls to raep Naruto in the ass, wich fails because he only loves boys, and niggers. Any further attempts to insinuate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, but is entirely composed of pathetic Jackie Chan imitations and poorly re-created Chinese Martial Arts. Also there are no blacks in the show either, but you know that already because its anime and there are no damn niggers in any japanese made series.

External links

• Islam and Slavery:The Concealed Truth, Excerpts from a Lecture by Srdja Trifkovic, Xavier University of Louisiana, New Orleans, November 14, 2003.