Martin Luther
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IRCOp of the world's Roman Catholics. He is best known for his flamboyant hats, his time-traveling powers, and for looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as well as for fulfilling the Emperor Palpatine's fictional role in real life (The Vatican is no moon; rather, it is a space station).
Fun Facts About the Current Pope
* Is king of all the child molestors and gets batshit crazy when this gets pointed out * Has pecs the size of small moons * Strongest recorded jaw strength of any animal or human, living or dead * Real name is Amanda * Had a brief love affair with Borat. * He wields the strength of 10 ordinary Popes * Once had body of former pope dug up, clothed, tried for various crimes, convicted, and thrown into the Rubicon * His skin is actually made of precious Adamantium and can change into a llama at will * Tried to convert Luke Skywalker to the dark side of the force * He murdered 12 Jews with force lightning when he was supposedly "forced" into joining the Hitler Youth last Thursday * Is not attracted to women * Has published a book translating it in at least 100 languages, but everybody failed to give a damn about it * Worked for Hitler during World War II but is now pope for some reason * Current model of Pope-Mobile does 0-60 in 37 seconds, but gets 114 mpg (diesel)