Gun

Gun

The staple food source for everyone hailing from memphis, alabama or any other red neck hick town. The gun was primarily invented by John J Gaybell and was invented to cure his intolerable issues with his black next door neighbour (crooks) giving him grief. John J Gaybell was also acredited to the invention of such household items as the banjo, cotton and slavery. In his spare time he also created the ulti-dild (the answer to his ever oppressive loneliness). Nowadays gun have been used for robberies, assault and the killings of innocent civilians. In the first week of the Iraq skirmish half of all american forces were wiped out due to friendly fire and the other half were merciliessly slapped up by the taliban. Donald Rumswfield declared " I don't what happened either we all died and won, none of us died but we lost or some of us died and the rest had a party. The future for the gun is to create a friendly-fire proof weapon designed for daft yanks who use them for scracthing there caveman like humps.