Scotland
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Scotland is a country in the United Kingdom. Scotland is famous for kilts, which are worn only by confirmed bachelors and other sexual deviants, and the Loch Ness monster (actually a dinosaur). Scotland is also famous for the haggis (actually a marsupial). The first President of Scotland was William Topaz McGonagall, a poet of great renown.