Monkey
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A monkey is a polypheletic classification of any long tailed primate that is not a prosimian. Varieties of them can be found in South America, Africa and Asia. Evolutionists believe that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is true. They have an uncontrollable affinity for plantain chips.
