Horse
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Horses are four legged beasts-of-burden of the Equus family. Originally from eastern Asia, the horse was brought to Europe by Noah. The Spanish eventually brought them over to the New World, where the Indians thought they were just swell, and probably worshiped them as gods or something. Above all else, horses are known to enjoy posing with nude British actors, such as Daniel Radcliffe.
Horse Power
Horse Power is a common unit of measurement to gauge the physical power of a machine. The unit measures how many horses the machine can kill before breaking, times ten. For example, a car with two hundred horse power can kill two thousand horses before needing to be serviced by a mechanic.