User talk:Dezza91

He has me nowhere. Scorpionman 08:10, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

I'll bet, though, that you are a 16-year-old whose voice hasn't broken and who gets beaten up at school. Heck, while I'm hypothesizing, you're probably a tiny little 5-footer who couldn't hit a barn with a beachball if you tried and probably spend all day insulting people on internet message boards. No? Well, what you said was false also. Scorpionman 14:56, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

Oh yes, and squids happen to be one of my favorite animals so that wasn't neccessarily an insult. Scorpionman 15:00, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

And just to let you know, the last time somebody tried to beat me up he ended up with a big-time headache. So I wouldn't advise you to try it. Scorpionman 15:03, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

I wouldn't care if you were a black belt in taikwondo (a black belt in taikwondo goes to my church, by the way, and could probably beat the living daylights out of you) I'm about 6', and I didn't avoid school because I "didn't" have the guts or had to "hide behind mommy and daddy". This is a filthy lie; you know nothing about me so shut up. I don't spend all day on this site; I'm a cook, but am also trying to go for a career in graphic art. BTW, I probably know more about viruses and bacteria and how to effectively destroy them than you do, but what does that have to do with this? So you're baritone. Cool; I'm bass. What do you think of that silly little accusation now? I actually did go to school for a while, but mind it was a Christian school. So I haven't "hidden behind mommy and daddy"; and I don't stand for insults. However, I don't go around beating people up who insult my parents. Scorpionman 13:01, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

And here's what I am: I'm a living corpse made from dismembered body parts. You, on the other hand, are probably just a hunchbacked little grave robber. Haha Scorpionman 13:15, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Fie on thee, cuckhold! Thine own head may be smited for thine infidelish talk! Curse thee and go thy way, or I shall be wroth and smite thee for thine infidelish talk! Shakespeare 14:26, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

A jihad be upon thee! Thy foolish banter hast aroused the wrath of Allah, and he shall smite thee upon the battle plane (er, plain)! Mohammed07 14:27, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Ha ha you guys, very funny Scorpionman 15:10, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Now look here, I never asked him to beat you up. I was just saying that he probably could. Yes, beating people up proves nothing and that is why I don't do it. About "having intelligence to insult back"; I can't always think up and insult on the spot, unfortunately, because the moment is so stressful that it's hard to think. It's so irritating that I always think up of the insult afterward, which is pointless because I can't insult them anymore. However, Jesus did instruct us to "love our enemies", therefore insulting people back is an un-Christian thing to do. No I'm not a cave man who "punches his way through everything"; are you? If I didn't know more about you, I might say that you were. And a hunchbacked grave robber. I originally was going to just call myself "Scorpion" (which I probably should still do), so where did you get your name? From Durza, that Shade in Eragon?Scorpionman 10:03, 17 March 2007 (EDT)