User talk:Dezza91

He has me nowhere. Scorpionman 08:10, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

I'll bet, though, that you are a 16-year-old whose voice hasn't broken and who gets beaten up at school. Heck, while I'm hypothesizing, you're probably a tiny little 5-footer who couldn't hit a barn with a beachball if you tried and probably spend all day insulting people on internet message boards. No? Well, what you said was false also. Scorpionman 14:56, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

Oh yes, and squids happen to be one of my favorite animals so that wasn't neccessarily an insult. Scorpionman 15:00, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

And just to let you know, the last time somebody tried to beat me up he ended up with a big-time headache. So I wouldn't advise you to try it. Scorpionman 15:03, 14 March 2007 (EDT)

I wouldn't care if you were a black belt in taikwondo (a black belt in taikwondo goes to my church, by the way, and could probably beat the living daylights out of you) I'm about 6', and I didn't avoid school because I "didn't" have the guts or had to "hide behind mommy and daddy". This is a filthy lie; you know nothing about me so shut up. I don't spend all day on this site; I'm a cook, but am also trying to go for a career in graphic art. BTW, I probably know more about viruses and bacteria and how to effectively destroy them than you do, but what does that have to do with this? So you're baritone. Cool; I'm bass. What do you think of that silly little accusation now? I actually did go to school for a while, but mind it was a Christian school. So I haven't "hidden behind mommy and daddy"; and I don't stand for insults. However, I don't go around beating people up who insult my parents. Scorpionman 13:01, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

And here's what I am: I'm a living corpse made from dismembered body parts. You, on the other hand, are probably just a hunchbacked little grave robber. Haha Scorpionman 13:15, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Fie on thee, cuckhold! Thine own head may be smited for thine infidelish talk! Curse thee and go thy way, or I shall be wroth and smite thee for thine infidelish talk! Shakespeare 14:26, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

A jihad be upon thee! Thy foolish banter hast aroused the wrath of Allah, and he shall smite thee upon the battle plane (er, plain)! Mohammed07 14:27, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Ha ha you guys, very funny Scorpionman 15:10, 15 March 2007 (EDT)

Now look here, I never asked him to beat you up. I was just saying that he probably could. Yes, beating people up proves nothing and that is why I don't do it. About "having intelligence to insult back"; I can't always think up and insult on the spot, unfortunately, because the moment is so stressful that it's hard to think. It's so irritating that I always think up of the insult afterward, which is pointless because I can't insult them anymore. However, Jesus did instruct us to "love our enemies", therefore insulting people back is an un-Christian thing to do. No I'm not a cave man who "punches his way through everything"; are you? If I didn't know more about you, I might say that you were. And a hunchbacked grave robber. I originally was going to just call myself "Scorpion" (which I probably should still do), so where did you get your name? From Durza, that Shade in Eragon?Scorpionman 10:03, 17 March 2007 (EDT)

P.S. The "graveyard comment" is from a The Far Side cartoon (you have heard of The Far Side, right?) It depicts Dr. Frankenstein, his monster and Igor sitting in a restaurant. The monster gets up and says "Oh, yeah! Well, I'd rather be a living corpse made from dismembered body parts than a hunchbacked little grave robber like you!" (referring to Igor) Can't you see the humor in that Scorpionman 10:14, 17 March 2007 (EDT)

Jihad literally means "Holy war"; and the name speaks for itself. Islam is based upon this concept, which means to go to war against "heathen" nations and either convert them to Islam or kill them all. "A Jihad upon you!" Ha ha, the other comments were jokes can't you see that. Or obviously you can't, and don't have a sense of humorr.