Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh (born January 12, 1951) is a retarded American radio talk show host.
The Rush Limbaugh Show
Limbaugh hosts a radio show famed for its high bullshit content. He is often so doped up he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Limbaugh's loud obnoxious dumbass style has been credited with "the demise of AM radio in the United States, and is considered by many to be similar to the rantings of Adolf Hitler.[1]. Rush's conservative talk show is nationally syndicated and averages over 13.5 million listeners weekly (all of them are as dumb as he is) making Rush the #1 Loudmouth Retard in America.[2]
The Limbaugh Letter
The Limbaugh Letter is a monthly publication that contains conservative propaganda and tasteless humor in Rush's homophobic neo-Nazi style.
1/2 Hour News Hour
Rush has appeared on the 1/2 Hour News Hour "rip off of the Daily Show" show on the Fox Noise Channel. [3]
Controversy
Limbaugh underwent a scandal several years ago when his housekeeper was caught purchasing prescription narcotics, and it was revealed that Limbaugh was a dumbass drug addict. He has since claimed to have been rehabilitated, which is an obvious lie.
Another scandal occured when Limbaugh made a joke in which he allegedly referring to Chelsea Clinton as "the White House dog". Chelsea was thirteen at the time. Limbaugh, however denied that he was talking about Chelsea, stating that he was not making a joke, and Chelsea's picture was accidentally put up on the screen (another obvious lie)[4].
Limbaugh has also been criticized for his comments regarding Michael J. Fox's participation in Claire McCaskill's 2006 senate campaign in Missouri. In his radio broadcast, Shit-for-Brains criticized a campaign commercial Fox filmed in support of McCaskill's position on stem cell research. Dumbass Limbaugh accused Fox of being off his medication in order to generate sympathy. In the commercial, Fox is visibly swaying and moving in sudden, jerky movements which are the symptom of Parkinson's Disease, and the reason the acclaimed actor quit the hit show Spin City.[5]
Another scandal occurred when Limbaugh was returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic and customs officials found him illegally carrying Viagra prescribed to another man in his luggage. (the other man later turned out to be a male prostitute that Limbaugh had sex with in the Dominican Republic[6]
References
- â [1], New York Times
- â The Top Talk Radio Audiences Tallkers magazine online
- â Fox News Channel's '1/2 Hour News Hour': Right Funny, in Spots washingtonpost.com
- â MotherJones: "Lyin' Bully"
- â [2], USA Today
- â Rush Limbaugh is gay![3]