Scientific theory
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A theory is what a bunch of drunken liberals come up with after a hard day's night. Jesus comes down and makes laws.
Stupid white scientists make theories. This is an example of a logical fallacy. Do not use them.
Jesus wept.
and then passed on some laws.
Jesus does not, as many believe, think negatively about gays. Jesus, as ultimately powerful omnibenevolent, sees all people as possible sexual prey. This is an example of a theory. Jesus will smite me, which is a law.