Poverty
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Being poorly endowed in material possessions. Poverty is caused by homosexuality, drug use, liberalism, communism, atheism, islam, having coloured skin, growing your hair long if a man, wearing trousers if a woman, listening to rock music, voting Democrat, eating foreign food, disagreeing with the war in Iraq, understanding a foreign language, owning fewer than four firearms, not having sexual congress with your close relatives.