Antiterrorism
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Antiterrorism tactics include ways of detecting terrorist acts before they are committed.
Key aspects of antiterrorist policy include:
- Compulsory classroom prayer for divine intervention in catching the bad guys
- Crack squads of homeschooled teenaged girls armed with machine guns to patrol the streets
- Prohibition of terrorist fist bumps
- All Democratic voters and other Liberals to be recorded on a special register and subjected to monitoring.