Global warming

if da wetherman aint even right about it bein sunny today, why should i listen about how it'll be years from now? screw global warming. munch on deer jerky. IT'S FRESHHH. freakin lefty granola crunchers tryina take my jerky from me. now their tryna get gay marriage legalize with those faggots in california. it was adam and eve, not adam and steve. ALSO their tryna tell me HUMAN BEINGS evolved from MONKEYS! i dunno what's the matter with you, but the only human monkey i know is THEIR president. NOT MY PRESIDENT. i didnt vote for him.

in closing, i'd like to talk about how good beer is. mm-mmm-mmmmmm. i eat hops for breakfast. brekfast of champions. they try to take that away from me and my chew. nothin against me doin my consituional rights. i'm an american you commie.

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