Global warming

if da wetherman aint even right about it bein sunny today, why should i listen about how it'll be years from now? screw global warming. munch on deer jerky. IT'S FRESHHH. freakin lefty granola crunchers tryina take my jerky from me. now their tryna get gay marriage legalize with those faggots in california. it was adam and eve, not adam and steve. ALSO their tryna tell me HUMAN BEINGS evolved from MONKEYS! i dunno what's the matter with you, but the only human monkey i know is THEIR president. NOT MY PRESIDENT. i didnt vote for him.

in closing, i'd like to talk about how good beer is. mm-mmm-mmmmmm. i eat hops for breakfast. brekfast of champions right there on there. they try to take that away from me and my chew. nothin against me doin my consituional rights. i'm an american you commie.

LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE!

STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

how bout dem war protestors? standin on dem street corners waitin for me to honk my horn liek im sum street child or somethin. HONK THIS YOU TERRORISTS.

i member back in 1970, we didnt lose us no vietnam. liberal congress and an unsupportive public and bob dylan lost us vietnam. DAMN COMMIES. i tell you, george bush commander in chief of the military tells you its good enough to go to war THEN YOU GO TO WAR.