Evolutionism

Monkey see, 
                Monkey do,

               I use to want to

                   Be one too

     He doesn't have a bedtime

  But he doesn't eat green beans

    Monkeys get to play around

   The whole day long it seems.

He doesn't have to brush his teeth

       Or have to comb his hair

   If he had toys I'll bet his Dad

Wouldn't make him have to share.

  But Mommy said the monkeys

       Don't ever watch TV -

        That's when I decided

         I'd rather just be ME.