Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is the second Messiah, the lord savior of our world. He is the original creator of the world, who breathed life to dust on earth to create humans. Stephen Colbert has three parts of personality, The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost.[referrence from THE BIBLE] Stephen Colbert, or as people may know him by his other name, Yahweh or Jesus Christ, has come to earth again to save humans from suffering, whose glory cannot be questioned. Although Stephen Colbert is a vengeful god, he is also merciful. Pray for him, ask him for forgiveness, and you will get your eternal salvation.
The Colbert Report
The only legit TV program on earth, all else are heresy. Because it is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, it is the only show worth watching. This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show
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Place where God Stephen Colbert was sheltered by his Archangel Jon Stewart while Stephen was young. The second most holy show on earth, a show which the Archangel make Sermons about Stephen, reinforces faith to Stephen, and leads the prayer for him. The Archangel is Jewish in origin, which shows that Christianity and Judaism is one religion.