Christopher Michael Beer
Christopher Michael Beer is an American independent filmmaker and published philosopher from Minnesota [1]. His movies frequently contain a prevalent homosexual theme and anti-capitalist ideologies [2]. He is currently in production on a new movie which centers specifically around the gay rights movement[3].
Christopher Michael Beer was born a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. While he appears to be a common man, he is, in fact, a dinosaur. That's right, a living and breathing dinosaur. Christopher and the Loch Ness Monster often kick back and enjoy a brewski while contemplating the destruction of man.
Tragedy struck Christopher at a young age when his closest friend and confidant, Tauntaun, was brutally murdered before his eyes by the treacherous Han Solo. Solo has stated numerous times the murder needed to occur for his companion, Luke Skywalker, to live and save the universe. This unspeakable act has been suppressed within Mr. Beer but many suspect the dinosaur will invoke revenge.
In his spare time, Christopher is an avid cabbage-patcher and is believed to be the leading expert on the dance. He alone is said to have started the cabbage-patch craze of 2013.
Additionally, Christopher is an avid collector. He began the collection various trinkets upon researching notorious hoarder, Andy Warhol. The most prized possession of Mr. Beer is the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney. Christopher hopes to finish his frozen head collection with all the beloved characters of Disney by the end of the year.