Subliminal Messages
Subliminal Messages are sounds or images implanted in a medium that magically transform people, even good morally just conservatives into vile, Satan worshiping liberals.
Major users of subliminal messages include politicians, rock musicians[1], and advertisers[2]. On a less sinister note, some self-help programs claim to use subliminal messages to help break bad habits by letting you "wash your own brain".[3]
A perfect example of subliminal messages is present in an, unfortunately, VERY common word: Live. When spelled backwards Live becomes Evil. This obviously means that Living is Evil, therefore, he who lives will burn in Hell.
It is an obvious truth that every sentence ever pronounced or written by a liberal contains at least one subliminal message, for example, should a liberal record the following sentence: "I am not a conservative", when played backwards, the sentence would sound like this: "Sell your soul to the Devil".
lous rouy mih evig dna mih eforeb wob ,droL ythgimla rouy si nataS
Satan is your almighty Lord, bow before him and give him your soul.
God is dead.
Flower Power!
Be liberal.
And now for something completely different.
EVIL.