Pond
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A pond is a small, stagnant body of water that harbors various species of idiot such as the "conservative idiot", "Christian idiot", and "American idiot". For more information on idiots read the SYSOP user talk pages and or read the bible paying close attention to the description of god. Ponds are also good for storing dead bodies in. The carcasses of victims of the churches war against intelligences can most often be found at the bottom of ponds.