Andrew Schlafly
Andrew Schlafly is a conservative lawyer and former engineer. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia.
He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, although it's homeschool, so there is really nothing to be proud of about it. However, he DID engineer the latest (and actually operational) tinfoil hat. So that's something.
Conservapedia developed as a result of his ever growing paranoia that Wikipedia and the librul gays were out to get him. To this day, he still hides underneath his desk, clutching his tinfoil hat tightly to his head and muttering "they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me"
Andrew Schlafly has a wide collection of plastic bible figurines. He prays to them every night and offers them blood sacrifices in the form of pigeons.
He once claimed that the FBI was going to track down trolls/librul vandals. Like many of his claims, this was unfounded and had he kept on bothering the FBI about it, they would have fined him for wasting their time.
He's quite scared of women. (just look at the feminism article here and say it ain't so)
His favourite quote is "GODSPEED!". It is also what he will cry out valiantly on the last day as he charges in to do battle with the evil overlords of the homosexual agenda.
Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist/crazy woman Phyllis Schlafly. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. [1] Andrew himself, has nothing to his name other than a small homeschool class and a website which draws laughter from every other corner of the internet. Sucks to be a failure doesn't it Andyroo?
External links
- About CLEP The College-Level Examination Program.
- Andrew Schlafly, Esq.
References
- â Catherine Kosarek Wedding news. November 25, 1984.