Andrew Schlafly
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Andy Schalfly - or 'Cockmonger', as he likes to be called is a liberal homosexual. He regularly indulges in homosexual activities such as tennis and croquet, as well as playing the piano and baking fairy cakes.
His wife is what is commonly called a 'beard' - as it hides the fact that Andy has 32 boyfriends.