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Conservapedia – Dedicated to James Wilson the ‘idiot needs to read a book and open his mind’’

We might as well tell you, we been running a campaign for the last three years to push ‘consevapedia’ more and more into the ‘loony’ right. We have succeeded – beyond all hopes!

We did worry at first during your early days that ‘cp’ may take a hold on the public consciousness and quickly become a viral success. So we engaged in an extensive operation to gradually edit and subvert ‘cp’ until the articles became so irrational and insulting that no-one would take any information stated as fact on this seriously. And attract high numbers of visitors who merely want to mock.

Ken has been our greatest asset. Andy, you know deep down that user:conservative pollutes and violates the honest intentions of this website but attracts many views. He’s not one of ours but ‘the jury’ is still out on whether or not he’s a parodist. We have, however, noted that lately there has been a definite decrease in the quality of his articles. Especially his support of the ‘question evolution! Campaign’ – the most recent links to the videos of the ‘Cecil B. DeMille’ of creationism were highly embarrassing!

We want you to carry on… but under a constant threat of attack and with an increased sense of paranoia. We want to ensure that ‘conservapedia’ continues to be a bastion of anti-science, anti-reason, anti-education and anti-intellectualism.

May the gods bless your ignorance,

Your servant,

>J_E>N_S<E>N>

p.s. Andy – is this the website you really wanted? We liberal atheists couldn’t wished for better!

p.p.s PhilipN – good work – these coded messages working well!