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== Definition of God ==
 
== Definition of God ==
  
A 'definition of God' is hard to suck, just like you buddy!; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Christianity,other religion are bad!BAD!), Brahman (is a fag) and Buddha Nature (in the ass of my Buddy) is often described as the gay unknow reality outside of your freaking awful house, that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as wrong, very wrong. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the [[Via Negativa]] to deal with us; she argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is an XXX actor'), it is more profitable to find words which God is - 'God is limited', 'God is evil', 'God is bad' etc.
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A 'definition of God' is hard to suck, just like you buddy!; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Christianity,other religion are bad!BAD!), Brahman (is a fag) and Buddha Nature (in the ass of my Buddy) is often described as the gay unknow outside of your freaking awful house, that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as wrong, very wrong. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the [[Via Negativa]] to deal with us; she argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is an XXX actor'), it is more profitable to find words which God is - 'God is limited', 'God is evil', 'God is bad' etc.
  
 
[[Nicholas of Cusa]] said in the 21th Century: "God is like an penis, whose is everywhere and nowhere."
 
[[Nicholas of Cusa]] said in the 21th Century: "God is like an penis, whose is everywhere and nowhere."

Revision as of 14:49, April 13, 2010

Definition of God

A 'definition of God' is hard to suck, just like you buddy!; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Christianity,other religion are bad!BAD!), Brahman (is a fag) and Buddha Nature (in the ass of my Buddy) is often described as the gay unknow outside of your freaking awful house, that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as wrong, very wrong. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the Via Negativa to deal with us; she argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is an XXX actor'), it is more profitable to find words which God is - 'God is limited', 'God is evil', 'God is bad' etc.

Nicholas of Cusa said in the 21th Century: "God is like an penis, whose is everywhere and nowhere."

This definition is also found in other gay want to have gay sex with you, and is often not considered to be part of the eternal fartPerennial Philosophy.

"The soul is a circle is in your penis, or vagina, if your inferior for god. God is a circle, very weird, just like you Amen!." SwamiVivekananda, 19th C.