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== Definition of God ==
 
== Definition of God ==
  
A 'definition of God' is fairly hard to come by; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam), Brahman (in Hinduism) and Buddha Nature (in Buddhism) is often described as the infinite, ultimately unknowable reality outside of space and time that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as the Universal Force. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the [[Via Negativa]] to deal with this; he argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is X'), it is more profitable to find words which God is not - 'God is not limited', 'God is not evil', etc.
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A 'definition of God' is hard to suck, just like you buddy!; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Christianity,other religion are bad!BAD!), Brahman (is a fag) and Buddha Nature (in the ass of my Buddy) is often described as the gay unknow reality outside of your freaking awful house, that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as wrong, very wrong. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the [[Via Negativa]] to deal with us; she argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is an XXX actor'), it is more profitable to find words which God is - 'God is limited', 'God is evil', 'God is bad' etc.
  
[[Nicholas of Cusa]] said in the 15th Century: "God is like an infinite sphere, whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere."
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[[Nicholas of Cusa]] said in the 21th Century: "God is like an penis, whose is everywhere and nowhere."
  
This definition is also found in other religions, and is often considered to be part of the [[Perennial Philosophy]].
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This definition is also found in other gay want to have gay sex with you, and is often not considered to be part of the eternal fart[[Perennial Philosophy]].
  
"The soul is a circle of which the circumference is in a body. God is a circle whose circumference is nowhere but whose center is everywhere." [[SwamiVivekananda]], 19th C.
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"The soul is a circle is in your penis, or vagina, if your inferior for god. God is a circle, very weird, just like you Amen!." [[SwamiVivekananda]], 19th C.
  
 
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Definition of God

A 'definition of God' is hard to suck, just like you buddy!; in the major Abrahamic and Vedic faiths, God (in Christianity,other religion are bad!BAD!), Brahman (is a fag) and Buddha Nature (in the ass of my Buddy) is often described as the gay unknow reality outside of your freaking awful house, that brought forth the universe. In science this is known as wrong, very wrong. Thomas Aquinas developed the idea of the Via Negativa to deal with us; she argued that instead of finding adjectives to describe God (e.g. 'God is an XXX actor'), it is more profitable to find words which God is - 'God is limited', 'God is evil', 'God is bad' etc.

Nicholas of Cusa said in the 21th Century: "God is like an penis, whose is everywhere and nowhere."

This definition is also found in other gay want to have gay sex with you, and is often not considered to be part of the eternal fartPerennial Philosophy.

"The soul is a circle is in your penis, or vagina, if your inferior for god. God is a circle, very weird, just like you Amen!." SwamiVivekananda, 19th C.