Difference between revisions of "Eagle Forum"

Courtesy of h@xx0r1997.The Eagle Forum is [[Phyllis Schlafly | Phyllis Schlafly's]] [[pro-life]], pro-segregation, pro-[[Prohibition]], anti-[[commie]] conservative political organization. It's glorious leader, Phyllis Cheesesteak, is the second woman in recorded history to have a [[Virgin Birth]]. The Eagle forum fights for the right of wimmin' [[to be chained to the stove]]. Also, her son John Schlafly is [[homosexual]]. It is the umbrella organization which includes the [[PETA]] [[Eagle Forum Education and Legal Defense Fund | Eagle Forum Education and Infornography Legal Defense Fund]], the [[Eagle Forum PAC | Eagle Forum Political Action Committee]], and [[Eagle Forum Marital Rape Decriminalisation Gang | Eagle Forum University]]. It is allied to a similar organisation in [[Atlanta]], the [[Ku Klux Klan]]