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This essay is an original work by Rp6. Please comment only on the talk page.

If God-fearing conservatives are going to be called "Neo-Cons" by the liberal media, then it is only fair to respond this way: If liberals are not "Neo-Cons", they must be "Neo-Cains" --- sons and daughters of Cain, that first criminal.

Liberal Neo-Cains believe:

  • It's okay to kill, as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support abortion. Cain was a vegetarian.)
  • It's okay to steal. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.)
  • It's okay to lie, as long as you do it to hurt Republicans. (Cain lied to God about his brother. Liberals deceive all the time.)