Liberal Tears Gun Oil
From Conservapedia
Liberal Tears Gun Oil is a commercial cleaning and lubrication product available for gun owners. Their motto is "Guns have 2 enemies; rust and liberals. Our CLP protects your guns against both." Also, they make the Liberal Penetrator Carbon Solvent. Liberal Tears partners with a major OEM Manufacturer to bottle their product.
Recently they updated the Liberal Tears Gun Lube and is now available in bacon scent.