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Line 5: − − Of course, to believe all of this as literal truth you would have to be certifiably insane at worst, or merely a misguided fool at best. To be perfectly honest, sometimes I question the whole bible thing myself. I mean, was Jesus a white guy or what? He looks like one in all the photographs they have of him, but wouldn't he have had darker skin considering where he was from? I try not to think about it but sometimes I can't help it. Sorry, ignore me. I've been under a lot of stress recently since Judith moved out. She says she can't cope to live with a man who hates women any more, since I refused to let her have the abortion. What was I supposed to do? She should have known better than to get pregnant in the first place. Why didn't she shut off her ovaries like I told her to? The problem with women is they just don't understand their bodies the way I do. Julio, the pool cleaner came by yesterday. I gotta tell you, he's really toned himself up since I paid for his gym membership. Real muscular arms, they look great. I'm not a homo by the way. Don't think that. I just appreciate a good looking male physique. It shows hard work and determined betterment and frankly I wish all men in North America would work out more often so they had tight buns and nice little packets. Wait, what? Jesus, I'm sorry. I've been real confused since Romney failed to win. I mean, what in the world is going on here? What has happened to America? I punch women. :)
Biblical scientific foreknowledge (view source)
Revision as of 12:30, March 16, 2013
, 12:30, March 16, 2013just removing all the obvious trolling.
'''Biblical scientific foreknowledge''' has another benefit: it facilitates improvements in the translation of verses that describe scientific-related events, such as [[Jesus]]'s [[Essay:Calming the Storm|Calming the Storm]], the reference to the universe in [[Epistle to the Hebrews (Translated)#1:10-11|Hebrews 1:10]], and the changing of [[Essay:Water into Wine|water into wine]] at the wedding feast.
'''Biblical scientific foreknowledge''' has another benefit: it facilitates improvements in the translation of verses that describe scientific-related events, such as [[Jesus]]'s [[Essay:Calming the Storm|Calming the Storm]], the reference to the universe in [[Epistle to the Hebrews (Translated)#1:10-11|Hebrews 1:10]], and the changing of [[Essay:Water into Wine|water into wine]] at the wedding feast.
== Geology ==
== Geology ==