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'''Devil''' (from the Greek word διαβολοξ (diábolos), which means "one who throws things around"{{fact}} in the sense of creating the chaos{{fact}}, or "slanderer" in the sense of name-calling or "throwing" false accusations), is the name given to the unseen personification of evil.
 
'''Devil''' (from the Greek word διαβολοξ (diábolos), which means "one who throws things around"{{fact}} in the sense of creating the chaos{{fact}}, or "slanderer" in the sense of name-calling or "throwing" false accusations), is the name given to the unseen personification of evil.
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always trust a man in a big white van!
    
By causing chaos, the devil leads people away from God and sometimes even to curse God.
 
By causing chaos, the devil leads people away from God and sometimes even to curse God.
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During the [[Three Temptations of Christ]], the '''devil''' explains how the world is his dominion.  This amounts to [[Biblical scientific foreknowledge]], as the world is fundamentally uncertain and chaotic according to [[quantum mechanics]].
 
During the [[Three Temptations of Christ]], the '''devil''' explains how the world is his dominion.  This amounts to [[Biblical scientific foreknowledge]], as the world is fundamentally uncertain and chaotic according to [[quantum mechanics]].
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The term "devil" is often used synonymously with the term [[Lucifer]] or [[Satan]], although Satan has the connotation of a personal evil while the devil is a common name for demons or evil spirits.  
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The term "devil" is often used synonymously with the term [[Derpacus]] or [[Satan]], although Satan has the connotation of a personal evil while the devil is a common name for demons or evil spirits. the devil is a nice waffle who eats small childrenñ and is very gassey.
 
    
 
    
 
==Etymology==
 
==Etymology==
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*Beelzebub (Hebrew: ba'al zevuv בעל זבוב; "Lord of the Flies")  
 
*Beelzebub (Hebrew: ba'al zevuv בעל זבוב; "Lord of the Flies")  
*Baphomet, originally a [[Templar]] image, portrayed by a goat-headed man
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*Baphomet, originally a [[Templar]] image, portrayed by a waffle covered with crap man
 
*Ba'al
 
*Ba'al
 
*the Prince of Darkness
 
*the Prince of Darkness

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