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New page: ==Background== Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a cold beer or a hot shower without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combu...
==Background==
Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a [[cold beer]] or a [[hot shower]] without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combustible]] but [[delicious]]. A lot of coal comes from [[West Virginia]], [[Wyoming]] and [[Pennsylvania]]. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called [[power plants]].
Another one is oil, which is grown by [[Arabs]] in the dusty [[far east]]. They sound funny, look funny and have [[beards]]. Most of them.
==Downsides==
Fossies have been criticized, which is really their only downside. Some people say that the fossies' critics are [[snow owl]]-loving [[retards]] who have never been to the south.
==Finite Resource?==
No. Especially not now that they can cook it up in [[big steamy vats]].
==External Links==
*[http://www.bydesign.com/fossilfuels/links/html/coal.html] bout' coal
*[http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/55ABE840-AC30-41D2-BDC9-06BBE2A36665.htm] bout' arabs
*[http://www.exxon.com/USA-English/gFM/home_Contact_Us/homepage.asp] bout' oil
Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a [[cold beer]] or a [[hot shower]] without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only [[combustible]] but [[delicious]]. A lot of coal comes from [[West Virginia]], [[Wyoming]] and [[Pennsylvania]]. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called [[power plants]].
Another one is oil, which is grown by [[Arabs]] in the dusty [[far east]]. They sound funny, look funny and have [[beards]]. Most of them.
==Downsides==
Fossies have been criticized, which is really their only downside. Some people say that the fossies' critics are [[snow owl]]-loving [[retards]] who have never been to the south.
==Finite Resource?==
No. Especially not now that they can cook it up in [[big steamy vats]].
==External Links==
*[http://www.bydesign.com/fossilfuels/links/html/coal.html] bout' coal
*[http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/55ABE840-AC30-41D2-BDC9-06BBE2A36665.htm] bout' arabs
*[http://www.exxon.com/USA-English/gFM/home_Contact_Us/homepage.asp] bout' oil