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Line 18: − #[[Lewis Hamilton]] - [[Affirmative Action]] race driver.
His record speaks for itself -- possible parody entry.
#[[Ronaldinho]] - looked like a wonderful player in early years, but quickly became overweight due to his 'partying' lifestyle. Fired from minor Brazilian team, he declared he's finally "just going to party"
#[[Ronaldinho]] - looked like a wonderful player in early years, but quickly became overweight due to his 'partying' lifestyle. Fired from minor Brazilian team, he declared he's finally "just going to party"
#[[Cristiano Ronaldo]] - his spectacular talents have been ruined by his self-obsession, vanity and cravings of celebrity. He is now officially "sad", despite being one of the luckiest men alive.
#[[Cristiano Ronaldo]] - his spectacular talents have been ruined by his self-obsession, vanity and cravings of celebrity. He is now officially "sad", despite being one of the luckiest men alive.
#[[Lionel Messi]] - Stands accused of criminal tax evasion.
#[[Lionel Messi]] - Stands accused of criminal tax evasion.
#[[Usain Bolt]] - Will never run the times of 2009 again.
#[[Usain Bolt]] - Will never run the times of 2009 again.