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This page hasn't been updated since 2009! The Rockies don't suck now, dipshits! Now go back to watching your Astros fail at life.
|name=Colorado Rockies
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|logo=
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|background=#336
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|location=Denver, Colorado
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|year=1993
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|colors=black, purple, silver, white
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|mascot=Dinger
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|champs=0
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|website=http://rockies.mlb.com/
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[[Image:CoorsField.JPG‎ |thumb|300px|The Rockies stadium, Coors Field, before the beginning of a game.]]
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The ''' Colorado Rockies ''' are a [[Major League Baseball]] team in the [[National League]] West Division. The Colorado Rockies began play in 1993 as part of the expansion of 1993.
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'''Playoffs:''' 2 (1995, 2007)
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BY THE WAY:
==Roster==
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<nowiki>*Not on active roster</nowiki><br />
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<nowiki>**Not on 40 man roster</nowiki>
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===Pitchers===
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*97 - Joe Beimel
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*34 - Matt Belisle
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*63 - Rafael Betancourt
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*28 - Aaron Cook
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*60 - Manny Corpas
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*31 - Matt Daley
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*29 - Jorge De La Rosa
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*53 - Randy Flores
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*51 - Josh Fogg
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*46 - Jason Hammel
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*77 - Matt Herges
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*38 - Ubaldo Jimenez
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*56 - Franklin Morales
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*52 - Joel Peralta
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*48 - Esmil Rogers
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*27 - Greg Smith
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===Catchers===
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This is a public service announcement
*20 - Chris Iannetta
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Sponsored by Just Blaze and the good folks at Roc-A-Fella Records
*21 - Miguel Olivo
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*39 - Paul Phillips
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===Infielders===
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"Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity
*12 - Clint Barmes
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that I present this recording, as a living testiment and recollection
*23 - Jason Giambi
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of history in the making during our generation."
*17 - Todd Helton
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*6 - Melvin Mora
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*6 - Omar Quintanilla
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*9 - Ian Stewart
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*2 - Troy Tulowitzki
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===Outfielders===
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Allow me to re-introduce myself
*14 - Dexter Fowler
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My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
*28 - Carlos Gonzalez
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I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
*11 - Brad Hawpe
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I guess even back then you can call me
*25 - Seth Smith
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CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
*19 - Ryan Spilborghs
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Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
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I be the, music biz number one supplier
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Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name
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Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
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Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
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But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
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I check cheddar like a food inspector
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My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
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So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
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with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
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Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
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I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
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This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
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==Minor League Affiliates==
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"Now before I finish, let me just say
The minor league affiliates of the Rockies are:
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I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
*AAA - Colorado Springs Sky Sox
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Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
*AA - Tulsa Drillers
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And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
*A Adv. - Modesto Nuts
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when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
*A - Asheville Tourists
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twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say
*SS - Tri-City Dust Devils
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that these brothers lied to you JACK!"
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== External links ==
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Ving ain't lie
 
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I done came through the block in everything that's fly
*[http://rockies.mlb.com/ Colorado Rockies Official Site]
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I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
*[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/teams/rockies/ SI Colorado Rockies Page]
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I never claimed to have wings on
 
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Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
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Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
 
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You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
[[Category:Colorado]]
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I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
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And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
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lyin as if, I am a different man
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And I could blame my environment but
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there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
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Hope you don't think users are the only abusers niggaz
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Gettin high within the game
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If you do then, how would you explain?
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I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
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I got a hustler spirit, nigga period
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Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
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Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
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No matter where you go, you are what you are player
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And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
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Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
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Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
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Either love me, or leave me alone

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