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| + | This page hasn't been updated since 2009! The Rockies don't suck now, dipshits! Now go back to watching your Astros fail at life. |
| − | |name=Colorado Rockies
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| − | |location=Denver, Colorado
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| − | |year=1993
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| − | |colors=black, purple, silver, white
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| − | |mascot=Dinger
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| − | |website=http://rockies.mlb.com/
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| − | [[Image:CoorsField.JPG |thumb|300px|The Rockies stadium, Coors Field, before the beginning of a game.]]
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| − | The ''' Colorado Rockies ''' are a [[Major League Baseball]] team in the [[National League]] West Division. The Colorado Rockies began play in 1993 as part of the expansion of 1993.
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| − | '''Playoffs:''' 2 (1995, 2007)
| + | BY THE WAY: |
| − | ==Roster==
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| − | <nowiki>*Not on active roster</nowiki><br />
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| − | <nowiki>**Not on 40 man roster</nowiki>
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| − | ===Pitchers===
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| − | *97 - Joe Beimel
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| − | *34 - Matt Belisle
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| − | *63 - Rafael Betancourt
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| − | *28 - Aaron Cook
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| − | *60 - Manny Corpas
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| − | *31 - Matt Daley
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| − | *29 - Jorge De La Rosa
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| − | *53 - Randy Flores
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| − | *51 - Josh Fogg
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| − | *46 - Jason Hammel
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| − | *77 - Matt Herges
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| − | *38 - Ubaldo Jimenez
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| − | *56 - Franklin Morales
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| − | *52 - Joel Peralta
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| − | *48 - Esmil Rogers
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| − | *27 - Greg Smith
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| − | ===Catchers===
| + | This is a public service announcement |
| − | *20 - Chris Iannetta
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| − | *21 - Miguel Olivo
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| − | *39 - Paul Phillips
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| − | ===Infielders===
| + | "Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity |
| − | *12 - Clint Barmes
| + | that I present this recording, as a living testiment and recollection |
| − | *23 - Jason Giambi
| + | of history in the making during our generation." |
| − | *17 - Todd Helton
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| − | *6 - Melvin Mora
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| − | *6 - Omar Quintanilla
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| − | *9 - Ian Stewart
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| − | *2 - Troy Tulowitzki
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| − | ===Outfielders===
| + | Allow me to re-introduce myself |
| − | *14 - Dexter Fowler
| + | My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V |
| − | *28 - Carlos Gonzalez
| + | I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z |
| − | *11 - Brad Hawpe
| + | I guess even back then you can call me |
| − | *25 - Seth Smith
| + | CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'! |
| − | *19 - Ryan Spilborghs
| + | Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire |
| | + | I be the, music biz number one supplier |
| | + | Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name |
| | + | Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right |
| | + | Hov', OH - not D.O.C. |
| | + | But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better" |
| | + | I check cheddar like a food inspector |
| | + | My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast" |
| | + | So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude |
| | + | with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace |
| | + | Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this |
| | + | I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing] |
| | + | This ain't a movie dog (oh shit) |
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| − | ==Minor League Affiliates==
| + | "Now before I finish, let me just say |
| − | The minor league affiliates of the Rockies are:
| + | I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you |
| − | *AAA - Colorado Springs Sky Sox
| + | Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE! |
| − | *AA - Tulsa Drillers
| + | And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember, |
| − | *A Adv. - Modesto Nuts
| + | when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years, |
| − | *A - Asheville Tourists
| + | twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say |
| − | *SS - Tri-City Dust Devils
| + | that these brothers lied to you JACK!" |
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| − | == External links ==
| + | Ving ain't lie |
| − | | + | I done came through the block in everything that's fly |
| − | *[http://rockies.mlb.com/ Colorado Rockies Official Site]
| + | I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex |
| − | *[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/teams/rockies/ SI Colorado Rockies Page]
| + | I never claimed to have wings on |
| − | | + | Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought |
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| + | Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm |
| − | | + | You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game |
| − | [[Category:Colorado]]
| + | I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change |
| | + | And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me |
| | + | lyin as if, I am a different man |
| | + | And I could blame my environment but |
| | + | there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains |
| | + | Hope you don't think users are the only abusers niggaz |
| | + | Gettin high within the game |
| | + | If you do then, how would you explain? |
| | + | I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins |
| | + | I got a hustler spirit, nigga period |
| | + | Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it |
| | + | Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer |
| | + | No matter where you go, you are what you are player |
| | + | And you can try to change but that's just the top layer |
| | + | Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here |
| | + | Only God can judge me, so I'm gone |
| | + | Either love me, or leave me alone |