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| − | This page hasn't been updated since 2009! The Rockies don't suck now, dipshits! Now go back to watching your Astros fail at life.
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| | + | |name=Colorado Rockies |
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| | + | |text=#ccc |
| | + | |background=#336 |
| | + | |location=Denver, Colorado |
| | + | |year=1993 |
| | + | |colors=black, purple, silver, white |
| | + | |mascot=Dinger |
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| | + | |website=http://rockies.mlb.com/ |
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| | + | [[Image:CoorsField.JPG |thumb|300px|The Rockies stadium, Coors Field, before the beginning of a game.]] |
| | + | The ''' Colorado Rockies ''' are a [[Major League Baseball]] team in the [[National League]] West Division. The Colorado Rockies began play in 1993 as part of the expansion of 1993. |
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| − | BY THE WAY:
| + | '''Playoffs:''' 2 (1995, 2007) |
| | + | ==Roster== |
| | + | <nowiki>*Not on active roster</nowiki><br /> |
| | + | <nowiki>**Not on 40 man roster</nowiki> |
| | + | ===Pitchers=== |
| | + | *97 - Joe Beimel |
| | + | *34 - Matt Belisle |
| | + | *63 - Rafael Betancourt |
| | + | *28 - Aaron Cook |
| | + | *60 - Manny Corpas |
| | + | *31 - Matt Daley |
| | + | *29 - Jorge De La Rosa |
| | + | *53 - Randy Flores |
| | + | *51 - Josh Fogg |
| | + | *46 - Jason Hammel |
| | + | *77 - Matt Herges |
| | + | *38 - Ubaldo Jimenez |
| | + | *56 - Franklin Morales |
| | + | *52 - Joel Peralta |
| | + | *48 - Esmil Rogers |
| | + | *27 - Greg Smith |
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| + | ===Catchers=== |
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| + | *20 - Chris Iannetta |
| | + | *21 - Miguel Olivo |
| | + | *39 - Paul Phillips |
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| − | "Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity
| + | ===Infielders=== |
| − | that I present this recording, as a living testiment and recollection
| + | *12 - Clint Barmes |
| − | of history in the making during our generation."
| + | *23 - Jason Giambi |
| | + | *17 - Todd Helton |
| | + | *6 - Melvin Mora |
| | + | *6 - Omar Quintanilla |
| | + | *9 - Ian Stewart |
| | + | *2 - Troy Tulowitzki |
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| − | Allow me to re-introduce myself
| + | ===Outfielders=== |
| − | My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
| + | *14 - Dexter Fowler |
| − | I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
| + | *28 - Carlos Gonzalez |
| − | I guess even back then you can call me
| + | *11 - Brad Hawpe |
| − | CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
| + | *25 - Seth Smith |
| − | Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
| + | *19 - Ryan Spilborghs |
| − | I be the, music biz number one supplier
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| − | Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name
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| − | Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
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| − | Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
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| − | But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
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| − | I check cheddar like a food inspector
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| − | My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
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| − | So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
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| − | with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
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| − | Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
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| − | I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
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| − | This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
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| − | "Now before I finish, let me just say
| + | ==Minor League Affiliates== |
| − | I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
| + | The minor league affiliates of the Rockies are: |
| − | Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
| + | *AAA - Colorado Springs Sky Sox |
| − | And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
| + | *AA - Tulsa Drillers |
| − | when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
| + | *A Adv. - Modesto Nuts |
| − | twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say
| + | *A - Asheville Tourists |
| − | that these brothers lied to you JACK!"
| + | *SS - Tri-City Dust Devils |
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| − | Ving ain't lie
| + | == External links == |
| − | I done came through the block in everything that's fly
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| − | I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
| + | *[http://rockies.mlb.com/ Colorado Rockies Official Site] |
| − | I never claimed to have wings on
| + | *[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/teams/rockies/ SI Colorado Rockies Page] |
| − | Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
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| − | Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
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| − | You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
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| − | I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
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| − | And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
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| − | lyin as if, I am a different man
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| − | And I could blame my environment but
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| − | there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
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| − | Hope you don't think users are the only abusers niggaz
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| − | Gettin high within the game
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| − | If you do then, how would you explain?
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| − | I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
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| − | I got a hustler spirit, nigga period
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| − | Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
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| − | Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
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| − | No matter where you go, you are what you are player
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| − | And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
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| − | Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
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| − | Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
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| − | Either love me, or leave me alone
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| − | TULO!
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