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HOMOSEXUALS ARE BAD. mmkay? Don't be a homosexual kids, god says that it's bad. Can anyone tell me what god does when he sees two men having hawt buttsecks? That's right! He kills innocent puppies, and soldiers, and he lets Nickleback release another album. That's bad. So, remember, if you think you're having feelings for another man/woman, think of all of the people you'll save, and all of the terrible music you'll prevent god from releasing if you din't have buttsecks.

HOMOSEXUALS ARE BAD. mmkay? Don't be a homosexual kids, god says that it's bad. Can anyone tell me what god does when he sees two men having hawt buttsecks? That's right! He kills innocent puppies, and soldiers, and he lets Nickleback release another album. That's bad. So, remember, if you think you're having feelings for another man/woman, think of all of the people you'll save, and all of the terrible music you'll prevent god from releasing if you din't have buttsecks.

== Biblical statements concerning homosexuality  ==

==What is a homosexual?==

[[File:Prophet Moses.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The prophet [[Moses]] authored the book of [[Leviticus]] ]]

Sit down, Timmy, and listen as I tell you the story of why you have two daddies. You know how normally, a mommy and a daddy love each other very much? Well, sometimes, a mommy or a daddy likes other mommies, or daddies. This is called being a homosexual. Where do they come from? Well, you see, your daddies aren't people, deserving of rights such as those that you and I have. God says that they are subhuman slime puddles, that crawled up from the depths of hell. They will go back to hell when Jesus decides to come down and bring all of the conservatives to heaven, and all of the liberals to hell. What's that? Your daddies seem happy to you? Well, God doesn't like your daddies happiness, because he doesn't like homosexuals. What? Oh, you're wondering about the 10 commandments, and how they say to love people regardless of who or, in this case ''what'' they are. Well, shut your uneducated piehole! God doesn't want us to love your fathers. You see, they're secretly planning to turn us all into one of them. They've started recruiting, you see. Recruiting people like you and me to become one of them. It's a conspiracy to end the human race, as we know it. Also, they're not even your real fathers, you were adopted. That's right, boy, you were adopted by them. Or they had some prostitute on the street be a surrogate for them. They probably have some nasty queer disease, that they're planning on spreading to you by raping you in the middle of the night! You don't want a nasty  queer disease, do you? That's why Hitler tried to kill them all! He had the right idea, killin' those damn queers, and those Jews. By god, they both deserved it. It's okay, if they bad touch you, you can always come to me, I won't bad touch you ever. No, bend over, and start pickin' up those crayons you spilled. That's right boy, pick up those crayons. What I would give to have a piece of that ass, right there.

''For more information please see:'' [[Homosexuality and biblical interpretation]] and [[Homosexuality and the Bible]] and [[Atheism and homosexuality]]

 

* [[Leviticus]] 18:22 - You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.

* [[Leviticus]] 20:13 - If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their [[blood]] guiltiness is upon them.

* [[Romans]] 1:26-27 - For this reason [[God]] gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error.

* [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=I%20Corinthians%206:9;&version=31; I Corinthians 6:9] (NIV) - Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

*[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=I%20Timothy%201:8-11;&version=49; I Timothy 1:8-11 (NASB)] - "But we know that the [[Mosaic Law|Law]] is good, if one uses it lawfully, realizing the fact that law is not made for a righteous person, but for those who are lawless and rebellious, for the ungodly and [[sin|sinners]], for the unholy and profane, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers and immoral men and homosexuals and kidnappers and liars and perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound teaching, according to the glorious [[gospel]] of the blessed [[God]], with which I have been entrusted."

 

== Homosexuality - Genetics, Religious Upbringing, Culture, Sexual Abuse, and Choice ==

== Homosexuality - Genetics, Religious Upbringing, Culture, Sexual Abuse, and Choice ==