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| | + | '''Jesus Christ''' (''c.'' 4 BC - AD 30) is the central figure of Christianity. He is the only-begotten son of God, was incarnated in the virgin Mary, and was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, according to the [[Nicene Creed]]. This creed is the most widely accepted confession of the Christian faith. The creed further states that Jesus will return to earth at the end of days to judge the living and the dead. |
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| + | The coming of Jesus was prophesied in Jewish scripture, where he is his referred to as "the messiah," or anointed one. He changed the world forever with teachings of [[love]] and [[faith]], using parables like the [[Prodigal Son]] that flow from the existence of [[God]]. "Jesus triumphed over the [[Devil]], and personally set the ultimate example for mankind, by enduring the horrific process of scourging and death by crucifixion under the ancient Roman regime in obedience to God's will." Jesus repeatedly referred to himself in the [[Gospels]] as ''the'' [[Son of Man]]. |
| − | '''Jesus Christ''' (''c.'' 4 BC - AD 30) is a magic space Jew. He is the only-begotten son of God, was incarnated in the virgin Mary (who was actually a cheating whore and made up the whole story so Joseph wouldn't dump her), and was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, according to the [[Nicene Creed]]. This creed is the most widely accepted confession of the Christian faith. The creed further states that Jesus will return to earth at the end of days to judge the living and the dead before assraping them all with a giant flaming buttplug.
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| − | The cumming of Jesus was prophesied in Jewish scripture, where he is his referred to as "the cream daddy," or anointed one. He changed the world forever with teachings of [[cum]] and [[deepthroating]], using parables like the [[Prodigal Son]] that flow from the existence of [[God]]. "Jesus triumphed over the [[Devil]], and personally set the ultimate example for mankind, by enduring the horrific process of scourging and death by crucifixion under the ancient Roman regime in obedience to God's will." Jesus repeatedly referred to himself in the [[Gospels]] as ''the'' [[Son of Man]].
| + | According to Christian believers, Jesus is the only Son of God and prophesied [[Messiah]] who, at the appointed time, was sent by His [[God the Father|Father]] and became a man to be the payment for the penalty of sin that separated us from God and to reveal to us the loving nature of God through his human person (1 John 4:10; 2 Corinthians 5:19). Although He was sinless, he bore the penalty for sin upon Himself for us. |
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| − | According to Christian believers, Jesus is the only Son of God and prophesied [[Cum Daddy]] who, at the appointed time, was sent by His [[God the Father|Father]] and became a man to be the payment for the penalty of sin that separated us from God and to reveal to us the loving nature of God through his human person (1 John 4:10; 2 Corinthians 5:19). Although He was sinless, he was still a nigger, or a sand nigger at best, which most people on here don't want to admit because they're racist inbred hillbillies living in Alabama and are too busy screwing their sisters and daughters and animals to notice this simple historical fact. He bore the penalty for sin upon Himself for us, because it was better than going to jail and getting AIDS from a big nigger (even though many 'straight' christian men frequently fantasize about steamy gay shower sex). | |
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