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Line 1: − Q: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a Compassionate Conservative and a Mean Conservative are walking down the street. They see a $100 bill lying on the ground. Who gets it?+ − A: The Mean Conservative, naturally. The other three are fictional.+ − George Bush and Condi Rice go fishing and find themselves on opposite sides of the lake. Condi yells over to George, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the lake?" − George yells back, "You are on the other side of the lake." − Q: Why does a cat walk around with it's tail in the air?+ − A: To show off his Bush/Cheney button. − + − A liberal says "My glass is half full."+ − A conservative says, "Who drank half my water?"+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Conservative humor and satire resources (view source)
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[[File:Hillary-6.jpg|right|thumbnail|175px|[[Hillary Clinton]] wasn't lying! [[Bosnia]] gunfire footage was recently discovered. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc VIDEO] ]]
'''Below are some [[conservative]] [[humor]] and [[satire]] resources:'''
== General conservative humor and [[satire]] ==
*[http://townhall.com/cartoons/ Townhall Political Cartoons]
[[File:Dog with a bone.jpg|right|thumbnail|150px|If you think taking a bone away from a dog is hard, try getting a [[liberal]] with [[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder|Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]] to stop thinking about [[Conservapedia]]!
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*[http://www.gargaro.com/polhumor.html Gargaro.com]
*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]]
== Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire ==
*[[Essay: Overweight atheists comedy and satire|Overweight atheists comedy and satire]]
== Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder ==
*[[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]]
== Conservative humorous videos ==
''see also:'' [[Humorous conservative videos]]
'''Below are some [[conservative]] humor video resources:'''
'''YouTube conservative humor videos:'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/illuminatitv illuminatitv]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted Newsbusted]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/RestrainedNoMore Restrained No More]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/machosauceproduction Macho Sauce Production]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/shockofgod shockofgod] - humor and [[satire]] concerning [[atheism]] by [[shockofgod]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby] - creationist humor concerning [[evolution]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXr1mkYWeCU OBAMA ANTHEM]
*[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1sG0pGedw_CAHlYoCVJopg?feature=watch Samuel Hawley] conservative-message satiric animated films...with ants!
=== Classic conservative humorous videos and pictures ===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5NrqqK60OI Barney Frank - "Banking Queen" w/ caption]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZthqHgmK0A Rush Limbaugh does Barney Frank Impersonation]
[[File:Pam Iorio.JPG|right|thumbnail|180px|President [[Barack Obama]] humbly bowed to Pam Iorio, the mayor of [[Tampa]], [[Florida]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU VIDEO] ]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANBD2s_18o Rush Limbaugh...Parody "The Candy Man"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxXh6ZWfbDg Obama's funniest bloopers!]
'''[[Barack Obama]]'s bowing:'''
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU Obama Bows to Tampa, Florida Mayor]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNGX2qN1yBQ&feature=related Barack Obama Dances For King Abdullah]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6fL7Y4BZA&feature=player_embedded# Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bNoe0RTQYA Obama bows to the President of Communist China]
'''Hillary Clinton:'''
[[Essay: You can't fake conservative greatness|You can't fake conservative greatness]]
====Sharise Parviz====
The Goddaughter series:
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-woiwQEyEs The Goddaughter]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHQTWCEdRXQ The Goddaughter 2]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRKsJ8ZwSlI The Goddaughter 3]
Others:
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn5P8iY0Mho&feature=player_embedded "Mandatory Volunteerism"... Is this a Repeat of History?]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KO4Z2U55oY Big $pender: Like a Kid in a Candy Store]
=== Video Satires and parodies of liberals - various sources ===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFX2StkACY Jimmy Carter, Killer Rabbits and UFO's]
[[File:Killer rabbit.jpg|thumbnail|right|250px||[[Jimmy Carter]] and the killer rabbit.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFX2StkACY VIDEO]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4p6_G4gQpk Jimmy Carter vs. Killer Rabbit]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlY7gxqhOcE STAR TREK OBAMA-LORE PARODY]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TtzEwG1dAQ PARODY: Obama Trick-or-Treat Spoof • Shanklin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7jJI1cfEgc Nancy Pelosi, Wicked Witch of the West]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCTZ88MLpo Rush...Oil On The Water]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF5F6eYho8U Imagine There's No Global Warming]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhenXd0yH7A The 12 Days Of Obama]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xJnIqq9ZI 12 Days of Bailouts]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTY_HLKfrsI 2010 - We're Going to Take Back America]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmPSUMBrJoI The 12 Days Of Global Warming]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPZ7HMrhrZc The Great Debate]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBFBDP8VPQ Ant Rights Commission Bans Funny Looks]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDNrE2N0N2o Ant-Caused Global Warming]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxT42DOBP4 The Poop Head Foundation]
== Obamanomics ==
*[[Essay: Obama's multi-disciplinary economic thinking|Obama's multi-disciplinary economic thinking]] - satire
== Humorous pictures relating to liberals ==
*[http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/30/1275217381674/Barack-Obama-visiting-the-006.jpg Obama taking action during the oil spill crises and removing a tar ball from a beach]
*[http://listverse.com/2010/03/31/top-10-careers-damaged-by-photographs/ Michael Dukakis tank photo]
*[http://lonelymachines.org/2009/05/05/jimmy-carter-on-gun-control/ Jimmy Carter and the killer rabbit]
*[http://www.estatevaults.com/bol/gw-al-gore-fire.jpg Al Gore and global warming]
== Humorous Cartoons ==
*[http://www.mideasttruth.com/cartoons.html Cartoons about the Middleeast conflict]
*[http://www.gopusa.com/cartoons/ Cartoons by the GOP]
== See also ==
*[[Conservative links]] and [[Conservative resources]]
* [[Essay:Best News Sources|Conservative news websites]]
* [[Conservative video]]
* [[Conservative columnists]]
* [[Conservative blogs]]
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