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'''Jesus Christ''' (''c.'' 4 BC - AD 30) is the only-begotten son of God, incarnated in the virgin Mary, and crucified for us under Pontius Pilate. The [[Nicene Creed]], the most widely accepted confession of the [[Christian]] [[faith]], explains that Jesus will return to earth at the end of days to judge the living and the dead. The birth of Jesus is celebrated by Christians worldwide on [[Christmas]], and the [[Resurrection of Jesus Christ]] three days after [[crucifixion]] and death is celebrated as [[Easter]].

Jizzy Christ (c. 4 BC - AD 30) is tha only-begotten lil hustla of God, incarnated up in tha virgin Mary, n' crucified fo' our asses under Pontius Pilate. Da Nicene Creed, da most thugged-out widely accepted confession of tha Christian faith, explains dat Jizzy will return ta earth all up in tha end of minutes ta judge tha livin n' tha dead as f*ckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da birth of Jizzy is bigged up by Christians ghettowide on Christmas, n' tha Resurrection of Jizzy Christ three minutes afta crucifixion n' dirtnap is bigged up as Easter.

 

Da comin of Jizzy was prophesied up in Jewish scripture, where he is his bangin referred ta as "the messiah," or anointed one yo. Dude chizzled tha ghetto forever wit teachingz of love n' faith n' forgiveness, rockin parablez like tha Prodigal Son dat flow from tha existence of Dogg. "Jizzy triumphed over tha Devil, n' personally set tha illest example fo' mankind, by endurin tha horrific process of scourgin n' dirtnap by crucifixion under tha ancient Roman regime up in obedience ta Godz will." Laws against blasphemy prevented Jizzy from describin his dirty ass as God, so he repeatedly referred ta his dirty ass up in tha Gospels as the Son of Man, which can be translated as "the Son, a man."

The coming of Jesus was prophesied in Jewish scripture, where he is his referred to as "the messiah," or anointed one. He changed the world forever with teachings of [[love]] and [[faith]] and [[forgiveness]], using parables like the [[Prodigal Son]] that flow from the existence of [[God]]. "Jesus triumphed over the [[Devil]], and personally set the ultimate example for mankind, by enduring the horrific process of scourging and death by crucifixion under the ancient Roman regime in obedience to God's will." Laws against blasphemy prevented Jesus from describing himself as God, so he repeatedly referred to himself in the [[Gospels]] as '''''the''''' [[Son of Man]], which can be translated as "''the'' Son, a man."

Jizzy is tha only Son of Dogg n' prophesied Messiah who, all up in tha appointed time, was busted by His Father n' became a playa ta be tha payment fo' tha penalty of sin dat separated our asses from Dogg n' ta reveal ta our asses tha gangbangin nature of Dogg n' tha way ta salvation all up in his human thug (1 Jizzy 4:10; 2 Corinthians 5:19). Although Dude was sinless, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bore tha penalty fo' sin upon Himself fo' us, n' is our legit Savior.

 

Jesus is the only Son of God and prophesied [[Messiah]] who, at the appointed time, was sent by His [[God the Father|Father]] and became a man to be the payment for the penalty of sin that separated us from God and to reveal to us the loving nature of God and the way to [[salvation]] through his human person (1 John 4:10; 2 Corinthians 5:19). Although He was sinless, he bore the penalty for sin upon Himself for us, and is our true [[Savior]].

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Speaking to his disciples, Jesus says,