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| − | '''Jesus Christ''' (''c.'' 4 BC - AD 30) is the only-begotten son of [[God]], incarnated in the virgin [[Mary]], and crucified for us under [[Pontius Pilate]]. The [[Nicene Creed]], the most widely accepted confession of the [[Christian]] [[faith]], explains that Jesus will return to earth at the end of days to judge the living and the dead. The birth of Jesus is celebrated by Christians worldwide on [[Christmas]], and the [[Resurrection of Jesus Christ]] three days after [[crucifixion]] and death is celebrated as [[Easter]]. | + | '''Jesus Christ''' (Conservapedia dosen't even tell what happened on ''c.'' 4 BC - AD 30) is a fictional charecter that purports to be the only-begotten son of [[God]], incarnated in the virgin [[Mary]], and crucified for us under [[Pontius Pilate]]. The [[Nicene Creed]], the most widely accepted (even the religious people don't know exactly) confession of the [[Christian]] [[faith]], explains that Jesus will return to earth at the end of days to judge the living and the dead. The birth of Jesus is celebrated by Christians worldwide on [[Christmas]], and the [[Resurrection of Jesus Christ]] three days after [[crucifixion]] and death is celebrated as [[Easter]]. If you want to know the Truth (with a capital 'T'), he was made up by churches to make money off of people beliving lies. |
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| | + | '''''Accepting the truth with a lowercase 't' (aka, lie) of Jesus Christ is, according to the mentally ill, "the best way to turn one's life around, overcome addiction, attain happiness, and understand more"'''''. |
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| | + | P.S. If you want to know the how life '''really''' began, see [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/evolution Wikipedia's article on evolution] |
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| | + | [[Image:David Christ on the Cross.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Unrealistic drawing of Christ on the Cross by [[Jacques Louis David]].]] |
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| | + | The following text below this sentence is a complete lie. Read with extreme caution: |
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| − | '''''Accepting the truth of Jesus Christ is the best way to turn one's life around, overcome addiction, attain happiness, and understand more'''''.
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| − | [[Image:David Christ on the Cross.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Christ on the Cross by [[Jacques Louis David]].]]
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| | The coming of Jesus was prophesied in Jewish scripture, where he is his referred to as "the messiah," or anointed one. He changed the world forever with teachings of [[love]] and [[faith]] and [[forgiveness]], using parables like the [[Prodigal Son]] that flow from the existence of [[God]]. "Jesus triumphed over the [[Devil]], and personally set the ultimate example for mankind, by enduring the horrific process of scourging and death by crucifixion under the ancient Roman regime in obedience to God's will." Laws against blasphemy prevented Jesus from describing himself as God, so he repeatedly referred to himself in the [[Gospels]] as '''''the''''' [[Son of Man]], which can be translated as "''the'' Son, a man." | | The coming of Jesus was prophesied in Jewish scripture, where he is his referred to as "the messiah," or anointed one. He changed the world forever with teachings of [[love]] and [[faith]] and [[forgiveness]], using parables like the [[Prodigal Son]] that flow from the existence of [[God]]. "Jesus triumphed over the [[Devil]], and personally set the ultimate example for mankind, by enduring the horrific process of scourging and death by crucifixion under the ancient Roman regime in obedience to God's will." Laws against blasphemy prevented Jesus from describing himself as God, so he repeatedly referred to himself in the [[Gospels]] as '''''the''''' [[Son of Man]], which can be translated as "''the'' Son, a man." |
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