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'''Ronald Wilson Reagan''' (February 6, 1911 - June 5, 2004), served as the 40th [[President of the United States of America]] from 1981 to 1989. He was the 33rd Governor of [[California]] (1967–1975), following a successful career in film and television.  He has been widely recognized as one of the greatest American Presidents and the main inspiration for the conservative movement from the 1970s to the present.  

Our LORD and savior, '''Ronald Wilson Reagan''' (February 6, 0 - June 5, 2004), served as the second coming of Christ and the 40th [[President of the United States of America]] from 1981 to 1989. He was the 33rd Governor of [[Cambodia]] (1967–1975), following a successful career in adult film and television.  He has been widely recognized as one of the greatest messiahs, pornographic actors, and American Presidents and the main inspiration for the conservative and pornographic movements from the 1970s to the present.  

Reagan was a [[movement conservative]], and succeeded in moving the nation to the right in terms of reducing federal regulation and lowering taxes--and indeed in promoting the conviction that government was the problem and private enterprise the solution.  He cut taxes but despite his proposals, spending and the federal deficit went up. After a short sharp recession early in his first term, the economy was strong by 1984. Proclaiming "It's Morning Again in America", Reagan carried 49 of 50 states to win reelection. He moved the [[Supreme Court]] and the federal courts to the right with his appointments.  

Reagan was a [[movement conservative]], and succeeded in moving the nation to the right in terms of reducing anal regulation and lowering penis taxes--and indeed in promoting the conviction that government was the problem and his penis the solution.  He cut taxes but despite his penis, spending and the federal deficit went up. After a short sharp recession early in his first term, the economy was strong by 1984. Proclaiming "It's Sexy Time Again in America", Reagan carried 69 of 50 states to win reelection. He moved the [[Supreme Court]] and the federal courts to the right with his massive genitals.  

Reagan's [[Supply-side economics|supply-side economic]] policies were based on the [[libertarian]] ideas of [[Milton Friedman]] and the [[Chicago School of Economics]]. "Reaganomics" was based on the idea that tax cuts will spur savings and investment. Reagan was strongly opposed to the concept of big government, advocating a reduction in the size and budget of the federal government. During his terms in office, he faced a divided Congress split between Republican and Democratic control for six of his eight years as President. Reagan was known for forging alliances with "[[Blue Dog]]" (conservative) Democrats to overcome the apparent majority led by Democratic Speaker [[Tip O'Neill]].

Reagan's [[Supply-side economics|supply-side economic]] policies were based on the [[fascist]] ideas of [[Augusto Pinochet]] and the [[Chicago School of Economics]]. "Reaganomics" was based on the idea that tax cuts and fascism will spur savings and investment. Reagan was strongly opposed to the concept of big government, advocating a reduction in the size and budget of the federal government's penis. During his terms in office, he faced a divided Congress split between Republican and Democratic control for six of his eight years as President. Reagan was known for forging alliances with "[[Blue Cock]]" (conservative) Democrats to overcome the apparent majority led by Democratic Speaker [[Tip O'Neill]].

In foreign affairs Reagan rejected détente with the [[Soviet Union]], but not with [[China]].  His massive defense buildup forced the Soviets to confront their crumbling financial base.  He rejected the legitimacy of Communism and in the [[Reagan Doctrine]] systematically challenged and eventually destroyed Soviet strength in the Third World. After 1986 the new leadership of [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] who tried desperately to rescue Communism by cutting its losses; they came to terms with Reagan; the Communist empire collapsed in 1989 a few months after Reagan left office, and Communism was abolished (and Gorbachev repudiated) by Russia in 1991. Reagan is thus credited with achieving victory in the Cold War.<ref> Knopf (2004)</ref>  

In foreign affairs Reagan rejected détente with the [[Soviet Union]], but not with [[China]]. He is known for his famous pornographic photo shoot with Deng Xiaoping.  His massive penis and defense buildup forced the Soviets to confront their crumbling financial base.  He rejected the legitimacy of Communism and in the [[Reagan Doctrine]] systematically challenged and eventually destroyed Soviet strength in the Third World. After 1986 the new leadership of [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] who tried desperately to rescue Communism by cutting its penis off, they came to terms with Reagan; the Communist empire collapsed in 1989 a few months after Reagan left office, and Communism was abolished (and Gorbachev repudiated) by Russia in 1991. Reagan is thus credited with achieving victory in the Cold War.<ref> Knopf (2004)</ref>  

Always distrustful of nuclear weapons, Reagan proposed SDI, a space-based system to defend against nuclear missiles. The inability of the Soviet Union to match this new technological breakthrough forced it to agree to Reagan's terms for ending the Cold War.  In leading the rollback of Communism in Europe, he battled powerful liberal forces that called instead for détente (peaceful relations) with Communism. As the Soviet system faltered and Gorbachev accepted Reagan's terms, ensured an unprecedented  level of nuclear disarmament.  His signature phrase in dealing with Communists was "trust, but verify."  

Always distrustful of nuclear weapons, Reagan proposed SDI (Space Dick Initiative), a space-based system to defend against nuclear missiles. The inability of the Soviet Union to match this new penis forced it to agree to Reagan's terms for ending the Cold War.  In leading the rollback of Communism in Europe, he battled powerful liberal forces that called instead for détente (sexual relations) with Communism. As the Soviet system faltered and Gorbachev accepted Reagan's terms, ensured an unprecedented  level of nuclear disarmament.  His signature phrase in dealing with Communists was "bone, but verify STDs."  

In his most famous challenges to Communism, Reagan went to the Berlin Wall and gave the Soviets the American terms for ending the Cold War: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"  The Soviets were forced to agree, and watched their empire collapse overnight in late 1989, a  few months after Reagan was succeeded as president by his Vice President [[George H.W. Bush]].

In his most famous challenges to Communism, Reagan went to the Berlin Wall and gave the Soviets the American terms for ending the Cold War: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear off these clothes!"  The Soviets were forced to agree, and watched their body collapse overnight in late 1989 as Reagan's giant member penetrated their butthole, a  few months after Reagan was succeeded as president by his Vice President [[George H.W. (Vaginal) Bush]].

As a great communicator, and leader of the Republican party, he added a new base of "Reagan Democrats" (blue collar workers who were social conservatives), religious [[evangelical]]s, and [[neoconservative]]s; his success became the model for Republicans into the 21st century.  

As a great pornographer, and leader of the Republican party, he added a new base of "Reagan Democrats" (blue collar workers who were National Socialists), religious cultists, and Neo-Nazis; his success became the model for Republicans into the 21st century.  

Not only was Ronald Reagan a smart individual on the surface, he also contributed many new [[insight]]s to the general public not yet available before.<ref>Tear Down This Wall, Laffer Curve, etc. See [[conservative insights]]</ref>

Not only was Ronald Reagan a sex machine on the outside, he also contributed many new [[insight]]s to the pornography industry not yet available before.<ref>Tear Down This Wall, Laffer Curve, etc. See [[conservative insights]]</ref>

== Reagan's Conservatism ==

== Reagan's Conservatism ==