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'''Beating the NFL''' is a challenge for some Americans. They spend hours each Sunday afternoon, and evenings on Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays, watching a meaningless game that causes harm and expense to themselves and others. In addition, many who are addicted to the NFL waste additional hours during the week thinking about, discussing, or reading about the NFL, or even playing "[[fantasy football]]."
What are good ways to overcome this harmful and costly addiction? Possibilities include:
*schedule other activities during game times, such as shopping, exercise, writing letters, driving to a gas station to fill the car, cleaning/organizing, and even sleeping.
*recognize that God does not care about who wins NFL games, so why do you?
*keep a tally of how much time you spend each weak on the NFL, and reduce it towards zero.
*90% of Americans did not watch NFL games on [[Thanksgiving]], and spend time with them rather than with people who are obsessed with the game.
*realize that no one regrets towards the end of his life not having spent more time watching NFL games.
*recognize that the NFL takes people away from their marriages, their churches, and the [[Bible]].
*pick your favorite team and then learn to root against it.
*join the movement to cut off the billion dollars in annual taxpayer subsidies that flow to the NFL and its billionaire owners.
*warn others against the high percentage of drunken fans who create heightened safety risks on the roads after each NFL game.
== See also ==
*[[Unplug the NFL]]
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