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::: Genesis 1:20-21 says, “And God said, 'Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.' So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.”

::: Genesis 1:20-21 says, “And God said, 'Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.' So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.”

However, God didn't get the memo that there were fish walking on land,<ref>[http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/news/100311-terrestrial-fish-ngtoday]</ref> and that some fish evolved into amphibians.<ref>[http://www.earthhistory.org.uk/transitional-fossils/fish-to-amphibian]</ref><ref>[https://www.blackwellpublishing.com/ridley/tutorials/The_evidence_for_evolution22.asp]</ref>

However, God didn't get the memo '''that there were fish walking on land,'''<ref>[http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/news/100311-terrestrial-fish-ngtoday]</ref> and that some fish evolved into amphibians.<ref>[http://www.earthhistory.org.uk/transitional-fossils/fish-to-amphibian]</ref><ref>[https://www.blackwellpublishing.com/ridley/tutorials/The_evidence_for_evolution22.asp]</ref>

And, although God told birds to fly above the Earth (in the sky), some birds just said, "Screw you, God, I'm afraid of heights." ''(Actually, they just evolved in such a way that they are unable to fly - such as rheas, penguins, ostriches, and cassowaries - but the first story just sounds funnier, and it brings God into the picture, so we'll go with that.)'' Some fish said, "We want to try!" And so God implanted mutated wings onto the Atlantic Flyingfish, which can now glide across the water.

And, although God told birds to fly above the Earth (in the sky), some birds just said, "Screw you, God, I'm afraid of heights." ''(Actually, they just evolved in such a way that they are unable to fly - such as rheas, penguins, ostriches, and cassowaries - but the first story just sounds funnier, and it brings God into the picture, so we'll go with that.)'' Some fish said, "We want to try!" And so God implanted mutated wings onto the Atlantic Flyingfish, which can now glide across the water.