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::Next time there is a Muslim terrorists attack in Australia, the Australian citizen bow hunting brigade needs to take them out before the [http://www.afp.gov.au/policing/international-deployment-group/specialist-response-group Special Response Group] arrives. :) [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 03:54, 30 March 2016 (EDT)
::Next time there is a Muslim terrorists attack in Australia, the Australian citizen bow hunting brigade needs to take them out before the [http://www.afp.gov.au/policing/international-deployment-group/specialist-response-group Special Response Group] arrives. :) [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 03:54, 30 March 2016 (EDT)
:::See //www.bowhunters.org.au
:::I have a personal dislike of hunting - likely caused by an episode in 1965 when I was mistaken for a crocodile. (I know I'm ugly but....) I went for a quiet swim after midnight during a camping weekend at a place called Edith Falls in the Top End of the Northern Territory. It was after midnight and so as not to wake the others I slid quietly into the water and side-stroked out from the moon-shadow of the pandanas. As soon as I was into the moonlight all hell broke loose. All that day, three blokes had sat across the waterhole from us - maybe 70 yards away - on folding chairs in front of a WW2 vintage Mack truck - drinking from stubbies and chatting. We had not noticed the rifles.
:::I was creased - burnt really - across the point of my left shoulder and a shot had penetrated the water enough to bruise my left hand.
:What those idiots thought they were shooting at was a fresh water croc called the Johnstone River Crocodile that frequents much of the far north of Australia. It is not a man-eater. It is too small. It rarely coexists with big brother salt water croc.
::[[User:AlanE|AlanE]] ([[User talk:AlanE|talk]]) 00:46, 31 March 2016 (EDT)