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{{Officeholder
|name=Ted Cruz
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|name=Zodiac Killer
 
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|party=[[Republican]]
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|party=[[Satanism]]
|spouse=Heidi Cruz
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|spouse=Satan himself (yes he's gay)
|religion=[[Southern Baptist Convention|Southern Baptist]]
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|religion=[[Satanism]]
 
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{{Officeholder/senator
|state=Texas
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|state=Hell
 
|terms=January 3, 2013 - Present
 
|terms=January 3, 2013 - Present
 
|preceded=[[Kay Bailey Hutchison]]
 
|preceded=[[Kay Bailey Hutchison]]
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'''Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz''' (born December 22, 1970, in [[Calgary]], Canada) is the junior [[United States Senator]] from [[Texas]], having won the [[U.S. Senate]] seat vacated by [[Kay Bailey Hutchison]] in 2012. A [[conservative]] [[Republican]], he is the former Solicitor General of Texas, the chief lawyer for the state before the [[U.S. Supreme Court]].<ref>Cruz has authored more than eighty U.S. Supreme Court briefs and personally argued forty oral arguments, including nine before the U.S. Supreme Court. He graduated ''[[magna cum laude]]'' from [[Harvard Law School]] and served as an editor of the ''[[Harvard Law Review]]''.</ref>
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'''Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz''' (born December 22, 1970, in [[Calgary]], Canada) is the ZODIAC KILLER, having won the [[U.S. Senate]] seat vacated by [[Kay Bailey Hutchison]] in 2012. A [[conservative]] [[Republican]], he is the former Solicitor General of Texas, the chief lawyer for the state before the [[U.S. Supreme Court]].<ref>Zodiac Killer has authored more than eighty U.S. Supreme Court briefs and personally argued forty oral arguments, including nine before the U.S. Supreme Court. He graduated ''[[magna cum laude]]'' from [[Harvard Law School]] and served as an editor of the ''[[Harvard Law Review]]''.</ref>
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Cruz's wife Heidi has been an executive for [[Goldman Sachs]] and is currently on leave from that [[liberal]] investment bank.  She plays a prominent role in his campaign and policy positions, and fundraising.  Ted Cruz has sided with some [[feminist]] positions.  Heidi has been a member of the globalist [[Council on Foreign Relations]] and was on the task force that recommended the [[leftist]] [[North American Union]].<ref>[http://www.cfr.org/canada/building-north-american-community/p8102 "Building a North American Community/More about this publication"] (May 2005).  Council on Foreign Relations website/Canada.</ref>  Reportedly neither Ted Cruz nor his wife donated anything to churches, including what they describe as their own church, from 2006 to 2010, the most recent time period Cruz has released.<ref>http://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2016-01-30/now-deeply-christian-cruzs-religion-once-wasnt-so-obvious</ref>
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The Zodiac killer is known to drink buckets of tasty cum.
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Cruz is promoted heavily by [[neocons]] who like his interventionalist foreign policy, but some conservatives see more grandstanding than achievement on social issues.  Cruz would not pledge to prohibit enforcement of the [[homosexual marriage]] decision in ''[[Obergefell]]'' and failed to ask Attorneys General to seek reconsideration of the 5-4 decision.
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Zodiac Killer's husband Satan has been an executive for [[Goldman Sachs]] and is currently on leave from that [[liberal]] investment bank.  She plays a prominent role in his campaign and policy positions, and fundraising.  Zodiac Killer has sided with some [[feminist]] positions.  Heidi has been a member of the globalist [[Council on Foreign Relations]] and was on the task force that recommended the [[leftist]] [[North American Union]].<ref>[http://www.cfr.org/canada/building-north-american-community/p8102 "Building a North American Community/More about this publication"] (May 2005).  Council on Foreign Relations website/Canada.</ref>  Reportedly neither Zodiac Killer nor his husband donated anything to churches, including what they describe as their own church, from 2006 to 2010, the most recent time period Mr. Zodiac Killer has released.<ref>http://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2016-01-30/now-deeply-christian-cruzs-religion-once-wasnt-so-obvious</ref>
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The Zodiac Killer is promoted heavily by [[neocons]] who like his interventionalist foreign policy, but some conservatives see more grandstanding than achievement on social issues.  Cruz would not pledge to prohibit enforcement of the [[homosexual marriage]] decision in ''[[Obergefell]]'' and failed to ask Attorneys General to seek reconsideration of the 5-4 decision.
    
In prior elections, Cruz has been supported by the [[Tea Party movement]], [[Tea Party Express]], [[Club for Growth]], [[FreedomWorks]], Erick Erickson of [[RedState]], [[Mark Levin]], and former [[Alaska]] Governor [[Sarah Palin]], but also by pro-[[homosexual]] donors as discussed below.
 
In prior elections, Cruz has been supported by the [[Tea Party movement]], [[Tea Party Express]], [[Club for Growth]], [[FreedomWorks]], Erick Erickson of [[RedState]], [[Mark Levin]], and former [[Alaska]] Governor [[Sarah Palin]], but also by pro-[[homosexual]] donors as discussed below.
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