|The lamestream media finally admits what Conservapedia has known for a decade: Fidel Castro is dead. Maybe in another few years they'll acknowledge the Affirmative Action President!
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|[[Fidel Castro]] died in 2006 with a terminal illness in a Cuban hospital. The [[Obama Administration]] knew this and [[Barack Obama]] did not visit or even mention Fidel Castro during Obama's visit to Cuba in March 2016. Photos of stand-ins for Fidel Castro were the wrong height, and had him wearing thick scarves on hot days to hide the stand-in's younger neck and lack of wrinkles.
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|No response
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|Tepid [[liberal denial]] because the truth was obvious.
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|Millions of Marxist liberals mourn the death of the 20th century's greatest monster
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|Officials announce that Castro is dead on the eve of a government mandatory briefing of President-Elect [[Donald Trump]], who would have exposed the lie to the public. Thousands of Marxist liberals then mourn the surprise "death" of one of the 20th century's greatest monsters.